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frannyan ([personal profile] frannyan) wrote2006-02-27 07:07 pm

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Here's a radical solution to the abortion debate: Require manditory tube tieing of all males. That way, inorder for pregancy to to occure would be through planning and artifical insemenation and there would be no need for abortion at all (baring massive medical mishap.)

Better yet, steralize everyone. No more pregancy peroid! Will solve alot of the Earth's problems right there!

[identity profile] sylvar.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why stop at mandatory vasectomy? The world has been deprived of the angelic voice of the castrati for far too long!

[identity profile] frannyan.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
WOuld make world violence go down, eh?

As Judy sugests harvesting so there's still some sperm to keep the species going. :)

[identity profile] sylvar.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I've got a better idea. Anyone sterilized before age 50 is exempt from income tax for life -- until they decide to reverse the procedure or have children from stored cells. Everyone else's taxes go up to cover the nut (so to speak).

It's voluntary, provides a powerful incentive, and puts the burden where it belongs.

[identity profile] frannyan.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
That'd work pretty well long as the sterilizaion process was covered by either insurance or welfare. So no cash out of pocket to start with.

I'd so go for that... *plans on adopting*

[identity profile] sylvar.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed. No out-of-pocket costs. Let the breeders pay for our snips. :)

[identity profile] frannyan.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
So when will you be running for beneviolent dictator? ;)

[identity profile] sylvar.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm non-violent. Let's leave that at benevolent (good-wishing).

[livejournal.com profile] jitterbug5bi5 asked "How is THAT fair? You're still using services while you're alive."

I said "But there's also sales tax, property tax, gasoline tax, and so on -- and besides, I never said it was fair, I said it was good."

[identity profile] frannyan.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
^^; It sounded right when I spelled it out in m'head... *Scratches head* Ah well.

Thing is though, what services does income tax actualy pay for, consideing the insane amount of other taxes out there? Gas tax -> paying for roads, Property tax -> Schools (or at least it does here) booze and tobacco tax -> heathcare, ect.

[identity profile] phoenixshards.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Except mandatory tube-tying would encourage rape due to the lack of physical evidence left behind...

Personally I'm going for finding a way to turn off the ovaries. No more menustration and problems associated with them, hooray! :D

[identity profile] sennet.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
There's a once-a-year shot that renders a man's goodie juice totally ineffective. Mandatory ten-month injections?

[identity profile] sennet.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Relatedly, I'd get neutered for the cause! XD

[identity profile] not-hathor.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Might make it more difficult to prove the identity of the rapist, but believe me, my husband had a vascectomy 15 years ago, and there's still plenty of 'evidence' following intimacy.

[identity profile] frannyan.livejournal.com 2006-02-28 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering your pet name for a babbeh is Chestburster...:D

No big suprise there. :D

[Should I worry you know about a shooting blanks shot? :D]