Meme: Cthullu!

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Last week, I sacrificed
priestess to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I exposed
gothmoth to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (925 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Franthenut
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