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[frannyan]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050815/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/no_fly_babies

There's so many things wrong with this...

The biggest one being: If you're a terrorist... why on earth would you use your real name and passport? If you're organized enough to hijack a plane, you'll be organized enough to get a fake passport....

Comments

[amiasha.livejournal.com]

XD Yes.

And you think people would have the common sense to know that a baby can't be a terrorist, too. XD

[sennet.livejournal.com]

Guard: *examining baby's papers*

Random passenger: "Scuse me, but may I go by now?

Guard: Gotta clear ya. What's the name? *still reading kid'spassport*

Passenger: Odama McRamen.

Guard: Yeah, go.

[swirling-chaos.livejournal.com]

"OMG, THE BABY'S GOT A BOMB!"
"Sir, that's a lollipop..."

e_e I swear, the majority of the government in this country seems to have old rotten spinach for brains.

[foucapitan.livejournal.com]

Homeland Security is a joke. Nearly every other branch of the government is functioning fine except for that one. I can't tell you how many times I've come to clash with them over the past few years.

"Sir, we need to do a random passanger check."
Me "No you don't..."
"Sir, flights going in and out of country are subject to..."
*Shows papers*
Me "Keep giving me shit about this. I'll let my command know your name if I miss this flight."
"Sir I don't care who..."
(Supervisor shows up)
"*Glare* Let him through..."
"..."
Me "Bye~!"

(Ass chewing ensues behind me as I grab my bag)


I swear, some people were born stupid.