What Is Your Battle Cry?
Zang! Who is that, prowling across the desert! It is Franthenut, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She grunts apocalyptically:
"I'm going to beat you like it's my job, then make toast!!"
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Stalking on the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh FranTheNut! And she gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to spank you until your rump glows, then steal your lederhosen!!"
Lo! Who is that, running across the hotel lobby! It is FrantheNut, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a gutteral scream, her voice cometh:
"Hail the blood-letting! I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!"
Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the freeway! It is FranDeNut, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She bellows ominously:
"I'm seriously going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
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